By Star Reporter Cassandra, Age 14
During the Muppets Most Wanted press conference, tensions at the press conference began to rise when Miss Piggy arrived fashionably late. In the film, Miss Piggy gets the chance to wear a gorgeous wedding gown. What started as a simple conversation about her gown soon sparked conflict between Piggy and her on-and-off boyfriend, Kermit.
"Yes, Vivi[enne Westwood] made moi a beautiful gown made out of recycled plastic bottles," she said. Fashion legend Westwood actually did make her a wedding out of plastic bottles in the corset detailing and paillettes. "As they say, something old, something new, something recycled, something, something or other."
Kermit leaped in, "Lucky for me she didn't get to keep the wardrobe. The bottles must have disintegrated by now."
"I don't think so," Miss Piggy replied. "I think the half-life for plastic is pretty high."
"How about the half-life of a pig-frog marriage, how about that?" Kermit responded to the ominous oohing of the press. Luckily for the two, the conference ended there to save their mercurial relationship.
- Muppets Most Wanted in theaters March 21, 2014!